whaddup, 20, HI for now. Miss the snow.
Running In Circles
Favorite Films | District 9 (2009)
When dealing with aliens, try to be polite, but firm. And always remember that a smile is cheaper than a bullet.
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Lightning slowed down at 10,000 frames per second.
That is one of the coolest things I’ve ever seen
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when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
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Bloodstain Pattern Analysis (BPA) - Resource for Crime Writers
well you never know when this might come in handy.
Because knowledge….
Forensic Anthropology… BAM
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IM ON THE FREEWAY AND I LOOK OUT AND THIS SASSY MOTHERFUCKER IS JUST WAITING FOR ME TO FUMBLR MY PHONE OUT AND TAKE A PICTURE
That is a companion cube on a Jurassic Park jeep.
When science literally goes too far.
Raptors with portal guns.
Clever girls.
WHAT THE FUUU——-
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What gay men give to the world. A-yup.
On the second one.
There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls. I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.
So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy. He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag. And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.
It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby. Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her. She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost. He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.
BAM. Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger. He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine. Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.
The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture. She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.
Told this story to some guys upstairs. Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.
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